Shoes!

The best toy in the whole wide world is...


DADDY'S SHOES! I have decided that I like to play with shoes -- but mostly just daddy's for some strange reason. In particular, I like laces. Mommy's shoes never seem to have laces, so they are not that interesting. It is fun to untie daddy's shoes and then play with the stringy bits. And sometimes, he even trips!

The Last Batch of Halloween Photos...

I was playing with my candy today (what ELSE am I going to do with it?) and came across a few more Halloween photos! So, since it is getting late, I figured I should stick them up. After all, it isn't exactly like I haven't been tortured enough this past week -- frightening kiddies from the neighborhood showing up begging for MY candy! Go figure!




So at the very least, next year I should be able to better partake in this entire experience. I think I'll start it by properly turning Mommy and Daddy into Zombies, then getting the biggest pumpkin the world has ever seen, and finally, hitting up every house for candy within a 10 mile radius...

More Shots!!

Will they ever end?

Yes, they drug me into the doctor's office yesterday...AGAIN. And this time? It was for a Flu shot. As usual, the nurse greeted me with a happy smile. And as usual, shortly after that she morphed into her evil twin, complete with a sharp needle.

And she stabbed me. I let out a little scream, but this time I didn't bother with the crying thing. It hasn't been exactly productive when they've had me shot in the past, so why bother? At least this time I had mommy going on about how I'm a "Bwrave widdle boy" rather then the "Oooooo you poooooooor thing!" Personally, if you ask me, I think it'd be better to avoid the Oooooo-stuff and the bwrave-nonsense and just skip the shots altogether! As they haven't figured that one out, I wonder how I'm ever going to manage all this "growing up" stuff. Clearly, I'll just have to do it on my own!

So, on the way out, they made yet another appointment for me to get shot, yet again, next month -- go figure! At least daddy let me pick out the mush I had for dinner -- I choose green...

Cuteness Lesson...

With all those babies out there who are clearly not as cute as I am, I figured I should give some basic lessons in being mega cute. In fact, there are several basic lessons you need to remember.

First, smile when the camera is on you unless you are going for a dramatic effect!

Next, you need to learn movement. Sitting around leads to some pretty nice cuteness, but it wears off after a while. You need to be dynamic!


Third, learn to playfully interact with those around you! Adults just eat that up!!!


Lastly, learn how to be dramatic. This doesn't mean reciting Hamlet, but something simple like a correctly timed stare. This way, people realize you have personality and then appreciate your smiles all that much more!


So, there are your secrets for being mega-cute. And for any little dude out there who thinks they are cuter then I am, well, I have a special, fifth lesson for you which might involve ice packs and sympathy after!

Soccer...er...Football Goalie!

Watch out, World ... I think I'm going to make a run at the 2032 World Cup as the star goalie for ... um, well, being Hong Kong / Chinese / English / American, that could be a rather lot of choices!

Halloween, part 3

The last thing about Halloween this year is getting to be The Evil Monkey! During the day, I gathered up all my little minions and we played on my little mat. Of course, the message seems to have changed somewhat - I'm not sure if there is a clue in there as to where I belong!




It goes without saying they cannot actually keep me here -- but as long as my minions and I are happy, I won't roll away quite yet!

Halloween, part 2

Well, what starts with pumpkins clearly must end with.... CANDY! Mommy showed me all these delicious looking things with cool names.


So, I immediately dug into the good looking stuff, trying to find something special.


Rejecting ugly brown packages, I eventually found my favorites -- Yellow M and M's... and bright orange Reeses!



With any luck, next year I'll actually be able to EAT these things!