Eraticating Q

My evil plan to eradicate U from the alphabet failed. After consulting with Elmo and Sesame Street, I seem to have an idea why. Q and U almost always go together, and without U, Q wouldn't be at all useful.


Then again, I don't quit. I don't quaff. I don't quote, quibble or quiver.I haven't a clue what quince is, or a quotient, query, quarry or a quorum is. So, this week, I shall eliminate Q!


Muhahahahahaaaaa...

Sippy Cup Time

Wow.

Liquids don't come from a bottle or mommy...they also come from these things called "sippy cups!" And sippy cups are cool and blue and rather tasty, though, honestly, I think they are better playthings.



I think this means I'm getting bigger and closer to getting my driver's license!


I wonder what mommy will say when I get my license, other then, "GET OFF THE ROAD!"

Family Portrait

While at the gardens, we took some cute pictures of me and mommy!



As well as a silly family portrait! Mommy says the silliness makes daddy look much, much better!

Botanical Gardens?

Can you believe that there are "Botanical Gardens" around the corner from me? Not that I'm sure what a Botanical is, mind you, but I'm sure I know what a garden is! I got to hang out with Cousin Rion and Evan and Uncle Bruce and Aunt Becky! They brought me lots of cool toys, so I'm happy about that. I like toys!


I think there were ducks there -- they kept me from sleeping! Mostly, though, it was just pretty things which I won't properly appreciate until I have a kid of my own!

Eat My Socks!

I saw the Simpson's the other day. And Bart said, "Eat My Shorts!" Well, I don't have shorts, but you can EAT MY SOCK!

Really. It is quite tasty!

Bounce

Ok, this is just me bouncing. No, it isn't as cute as the Chicken video, but still, I figured I might as well do something with it!

Peter the Panda

Mommy got me a new toy. It's Peter the Panda! It's cute and fluffy, but best of all it rolls around on the floor and I can chase after him! He really likes my little ducky, however, he keeps mentioning "orange sauce"...?

What, Peter, 'tis this 'Orange Sauce' of which you speak?