Hats for All...

We went out for lunch at a Buffalo Wild Wings, and I got a cool little hat! Daddy folded it out of a so-called kiddie menu that had absolutely nothing that I would eat on it...


After all, I only eat mommy's food -- and she had french fries and chicken and ribs! So I had french fries, chicken and ribs too! I had to keep my hat nice and safe and secure throughout lunch!


So, I highly recommend hats here! The food wasn't bad -- I don't know why daddy wouldn't give me any of his extra spicy really hot hot hot wings, 'cos I do like spicy food! But I got a hat, so that was still cool....

Child Labor!

Somebody call the government -- I'm being forced to do more labor! After helping mommy with her laundry, I'm now stuck doing daddy's as well! I have to carry around this really heavy basket!


After which, I check it to make sure it is actually clean...


Then, I have to sort it...


Easy to throw stuff goes on the left, hard to throw stuff goes on the right!


And finally, I get stuck folding it!


It's not fair! They'd better get me some good ice cream for all this work!

Changing the Bed!

Well, my chores continue. Now I seem to be expected to help change the sheets on mommy's bed. After ripping them off, I had to inspect the bed to make sure it was sufficiently comfortable...


Passing that test, I moved onto the Fun Test!


Again, it passed -- so I had to tell mommy what I thought!


So, I told her that this is now MY bed -- she and daddy can go sleep in the crib instead! I don't think she quite understood...

Flowers

Wandering around the park means I get to look at flowers. Now, don't get me wrong -- flowers are kinda cool, like the bright yellow ones



...and the bright red ones...



...and the white ones that smell kinda sweet....


But there is only so much I can take before I want to just reach out and RIP THEM OFF!


Maybe then we could go get some french fries and ice cream!!!!

Garden Visit

I got wheeled around a garden -- yawn! How totally parental is that?


There was some cool water I wanted to splash around in...


...but Mommy was having none of that!


So I just got to sit there and be cute. As well as sleep. Eventually something kinda familiar showed up...



I wonder when I saw this last!

Helping with the Laundry...

I'm starting to do chores -- yea, can you believe that? Mommy has me helping her with the laundry! When she wants to hang things up, I get her a clothes pin.


...and I dump it on the floor.


She then picks them up and uses them! It's a rough job, but I just have to endure...

Library Trip

Some people to to the library to read books. Others go to study, socialize, hang out in the A/V rooms... But me? I go so I can wrestle the Big Red Toothy Monster!


It's amazing what they have at your local library these days! I'm hoping they get a dragon for me next!