Why is it that so many of the photos of you have you sitting in the same blue chair?
Well, Random Viewer, the answer is simple. You see, the chair has these little safety clips and I haven't figured out how to undo them yet. If it wasn't for those complicated little childproof things, it'd be like, "FOOM!" and I'd be off to the nearest ice cream shoppe! Never mind the fact I can't walk yet; I'd hail a cab (I've seen daddy do that ... it can't be THAT tough).
I could also say 'cos mommy and daddy are too cheap to have a vast collection of little chairs for me! One blue chair and one swing clearly aren't enough places...
Another viewer writes,
Aren't you just the cutest thing? You're totally adorable!
Well, yes, I am the cutest thing. And I'm totally adorable, even when I'm throwing a tantrum! In the future though, if you'd like to emphasize it a bit, you can say "...the most cutest thing" or even "...the totally most cutest thing in the whole universe." Please, though, no comparison to furry or fluffy animals!
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