Back in Black!

Crawling around the living room, I've discovered this strange black thing. It is so black you can see yourself in it. And that's like mega cool. It reminds me of this strange line that was on this video I was supposed to be sleeping through,

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

I think it is like that black obelisk from that SciFi movie. Except this one makes strange sounds!