And Santa Too!

The final bit of Chicago I got to see was Santa! He was a jolly nice fellow, and it started out quite well. I sat down on his lap and he asked me if I'd been a good boy!



I then asked, "what makes me a good boy?"

"Going to bed on time and sleeping through the night," he said. Nope, I don't do that.
"Eating all your veggies without crying," he added. Nope, I don't do that either.
"Picking up your toys." Ha! That's what Mommy is for.
"Taking your nap." What's a nap?
"Giving mommy some peace from time to time." Huh, I thought my job was NOT to do that.

Needless to say, there was only one proper response when he told me that only good boys get lots of toys from Santa!