Monday, March 15, 2010

Racing Weekend


Formula 1 Racing has started! Sunday morning I get to awaken early and watch the cars go zoom! There is, however, a certain etiquette to watching, and this is what one should do...

1. Find the remote. This seems to control everything. Usually, it is attached to mommy or daddy's hand. But, should it escape and land on a table, GRAB IT!


2. If you can't get the remote, you can still set the right channel on the box. Just start pushing buttons until daddy does something works most of the time.


3. Turn the volume UP! Racing should be LOUD!


4. Inspect the TV for any fingerprints. They get in the way of proper viewing. Usually, they are mine -- but that's no excuse for not having daddy wipe them off!


5. Point out your handiwork to mommy and daddy before stepping back and watching the race!


Tune in next weekend, when hopefully Ferrari does not win!

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