Mommy's Little Cuteness Monster

Mommy got me this shirt that says "Mommy's Little Monster" on it. Well, unfortunately, I must inform her: I'm her little cuteness monster!

Saying I'm a monster implies I'm destructive. No, it's not like I go around destroying things like my shoes or anything... I'm simply curious!


But when I figure out what things do, I'm a happy and quite cheery little dude.


And definitely a cuteness monster! In fact, it hurts my feelings that someone would think I could be a real monster...

(Besides, I'm not living under your bed or in your closet -- which is where all real monsters reside!)