Star Wars?

You can just call me "Obi-Wan".  

Huh?  Obi-Wan?  Has anyone actually ever stopped to see what it means?  "Obi" is a Japanese sash.  "Wan" in English means "lacking in intensity; dim or feeble."  "A Dim or Feeble Sash"?

So maybe "Obiwan" doesn't fit very well.  I'm way too bright and energetic.  Call me feeble and I'll probably bite your kneecap.  In any case, I'll be sure to bring along pieces of the vacuum cleaner to use as a light saber should I need to defend myself!

Just call me "The Spencenator!"   That sounds much more cool!