Oops!

My plan to make an army of evil zombies took a bit of a turn for the worse last night. Sure, it all started out quite well -- feed at 10, a brief cry at Midnight -- but then something truly evil happened... I forgot to wake up! Suddenly, I found it was 5:00am and not only had I missed my 4:00am feeding, but I'd missed my 1:00am play date, my 2:00am stroll, and my 3:00am coddling!

Clearly, when it comes to being Evil, I need more practice! I guess I'll just have to fall back to my interminable cuteness!

Zombies!

Halloween is coming up, so I'm now in the process of creating my own army of personal zombies! Sure, they are really mommy and daddy who are currently shambling around in a sleep deprived state, but in honour of the season, it is definitely fitting! Take last night, for example...

Midnight: Woke up. Woke up Mommy and Daddy.

1:00am: Woke up. Woke up Mommy and Daddy. Made Daddy do my bidding for an hour.

2:00am: Went back to sleep.

3:00am: woke up. Made Mommy do my bidding for an hour.

4:00am: Went back to sleep.

5:00am: Woke up. Got Mommy to carry me around before falling asleep on her shoulder.

6:00am: Daddy's alarm went off. He didn't hear it.

6:05am: Made sure Daddy heard his alarm and started crying, loudly.

6:20am: Crawled into bed with Mommy as daddy departed for work...

7:15am: Demanded feeding from Mommy Zombie.

8:30am: Took short nap.

8:45am: Awoke from nap. Started pestering Zombie Mommy again... Just wait until Daddy gets home!

Now, I know what you are thinking -- it's just teething. Well, I've fooled Mommy and Daddy into thinking it's just teething as well. So when I have my own army of Evil Zombies, I'll take over the entire world!

Just More Cuteness!

A few photos of me this weekend. First, I'm about to head out on the town with Mommy!

And then me getting ready for dinner. Apples and Oatmeal, followed up with some milk! It is very important to eat a healthy balanced diet!


And finally, me pausing for a close-up...



Just some quick photos from this weekend!

Sitting on my own!

Just to let you all know, yes, I am now perfectly capable of sitting up on my own! And even sitting, I'm still totally cute!

(And to those out there like Mommy who say I look like Jabba the Hutt -- please! Equating me with an alien who won Science Fiction awards for "Most disgusting alien" is akin to Blasphemy! Just wait until I can walk and am able to kick you in the shins!)

Teething is HELL

Yes, I'm still teething. I chew on things -- rings, pacifiers, toys, mommy, daddy, my hand... Yes, just about anything that will fit into my little mouth. My favorite thing though is a good, old fashion ice cube!


But that said, I do have two little teeth now. I'm looking forward to digging them into my first pizza!


Which, for some reason, I think might be a while....

I'm now a slug!

First a lizard.

Now, I'm wearing clothes that make me look like a giant yellow banana slug. I think I need to have a word with mommy and daddy about "fashion". You might as well dress me in a Zoot Suit and give me white spats even...

Please, can I just go back to being a lizard?

Sofa Reptile?

Mommy dressed me in this funny green suit. I looked like a little lizard!


Then she plopped me down on the sofa. Then, I realized, I was now a Lounge Lizard!

I wonder if they'll get me a cool costume for Halloween!