Zombies!

Halloween is coming up, so I'm now in the process of creating my own army of personal zombies! Sure, they are really mommy and daddy who are currently shambling around in a sleep deprived state, but in honour of the season, it is definitely fitting! Take last night, for example...

Midnight: Woke up. Woke up Mommy and Daddy.

1:00am: Woke up. Woke up Mommy and Daddy. Made Daddy do my bidding for an hour.

2:00am: Went back to sleep.

3:00am: woke up. Made Mommy do my bidding for an hour.

4:00am: Went back to sleep.

5:00am: Woke up. Got Mommy to carry me around before falling asleep on her shoulder.

6:00am: Daddy's alarm went off. He didn't hear it.

6:05am: Made sure Daddy heard his alarm and started crying, loudly.

6:20am: Crawled into bed with Mommy as daddy departed for work...

7:15am: Demanded feeding from Mommy Zombie.

8:30am: Took short nap.

8:45am: Awoke from nap. Started pestering Zombie Mommy again... Just wait until Daddy gets home!

Now, I know what you are thinking -- it's just teething. Well, I've fooled Mommy and Daddy into thinking it's just teething as well. So when I have my own army of Evil Zombies, I'll take over the entire world!