Good Eats ... Bitter Disappointment!

Daddy got home last night a bit early. We started to play in front of the television, but since nothing good was on, Daddy started playing back something that was recorded.

The show was "Good Eats".

They were doing ... A Real MAN's Breakfast!

Coffee. Bacon. Potatoes. Eggs.

Everything looked delicious. I could almost smell the dark brewed coffee coming out of the television. Then the bacon. OOOOoooooooo....I think that goes right up there with "Pizza" and "Ice Cream" as to thing I would like to consume. And when properly cooked (in a Waffle Iron, none the less!) it should be fantastic! Hash browns cooked in a cast iron pan -- which, would make an excellent noise maker, I'll have to keep that in mind -- crispy and looking fantastic. And lastly, two eggs... So, I now know how to cook breaky properly!

Following the show, Daddy sat me in my little high chair. I figured I was going to get REAL MAN'S FOOD for once. Alas, it was something green and mushy and I'm sure it wouldn't qualify as "Good Eats" no matter what you did with it. I cried. And Cried. AND CRIED.

So, Mr. Brown ... how about a show where you teach my Daddy how to make Good Eats for me?!?