Chick Magnet!

There is a definite advantage to being a chick magnet. You get lots of attention from the chicks! Today in the elevator, I had three lovely girls fawning over me. And that was cool.

And then, one of them told daddy -- keep drinking that coffee, you'll need the caffeine. How mean of her to imply I'm a bad kid! It's not like I kept the *whole* building awake last night -- just 3/4 of it!