You can tell 'cos it's wearing stripes just like the CEO's of most of the major banks should be. He also has a goofy "trust me" smile. When you shake him, his head rattles -- again, just like the CEO's of the major banks. I'm trying to figure out what to call him. The current names in the running are "Ken Lewis", "Vikram" or just simply "Fuld". That said, I have the distinct feeling that he'll end up being named "Marcel", after the tandem who drug down UBS. In any case, I'm definitely not going to let him out of my sight, least I end up suddenly owning $2 Trillion of worthless pieces of paper!
On the bright side, I can now with all honesty tell mommy that I have an Evil Monkey in my Closet.
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