Learning to Crawl

People keep making a big deal over this "crawling" thing. To "encourage" it, mommy or daddy plops me down on my stomach a couple times a day and then proceeds to watch me roll around like I'm actually enjoying it...


Well, let me tell you something : I DO NOT ENJOY IT ONE BIT! It's hard work.


In fact, there is only one solution:


SCREAM VERY LOUDLY until someone picks me up and takes me where I want to go! It is sure easier then walking! Some day, one of us will learn -- and I'll bet it'll be them!