Stranger from Oz?

I'm not entirely sure where this "Oz" place is, but this strange person showed up from there. He had a cast on his arm and shaving was clearly something that he and daddy don't have in common... He spoke with this American-German-Australian accent -- not that I'm entirely sure what all of them are. They called him "Soren", which is something like Norwegian. Speaking of which, according to rumors, I'm something like 1/8th Norwegian -- that does *NOT* mean you can send lutefisk under any circumstance!


As you can tell, he was totally *thrilled* to meet me. I'm wondering where my prezzie is....