Artistic License

This is what happens when daddy plays with his stupid camera and gets "artistic". Yea, I'm not sure what I'm looking at either, but I'm there, and seem to be simply FLYING around the shot...
Combining in some flash and technical babble like "F-this" and "F-that" (no, not that F-this!) he gets these shots. Do I care what he's talking about? Heck NO!

Of course, mommy would rather daddy did other things with his time then play with a camera...
..like, you know, playing with ME!