Eating, 101...

The first thing about eating at my age -- the food is awful! Sure, it has its moments. But how would *you* like to eat some sort of gruel every meal?


Daddy drinks red wine and eats all sorts of cool looking things. Mommy gets ice cream, chocolate and all sort tasty things. Sure, I get the occasional roasted carrot or a parsnip snip -- but mostly, I get gruel.

Bleeh! Someone call the Culinary Institute of America and inform them that there are two taste bud terrorists called my parents feeding me this horrible stuff!