9:00pm and it's nap time. I spent most of the day sleeping, which is a surprise after last night -- I kept everybody up and on their toes. Come 2:30am, I detected some annoyance amongst my minions...er..parents, and decided to let them sleep until 5:30.

In the morning, I was given my sponge bath today, and boy! was that ever stimulating. It's like a triple espresso with an extra shot and massive amounts of sugar! I wanted food after that to calm me down, so I started punching daddy's breast and then put his hand in my mouth. Then I made my little hungry gurgling noises, or at least what I *think* is a hungry gurgling noises. Or is it what I think that they think is a hungry gurgling noise... They figured it out eventually. Daddy passed me back to Mum and I proceeded to eat quite happily. So, either my parents are more cleaver then I give them credit for, or, they got lucky. I'd bet on the later.

As a bit of a test, I decided to try out the triple play tonight. So, I started out by peeing on mommy. Then, I threw up on daddy. Finally, I waited for a clean diaper and then immediately filled it. Watching their reactions... priceless. I can see the commercial now: Drycleaning mommy's shirt, $4.95. Replacing daddy's sweatshirt, $29.95. Another box of Pampers, $44.95. The unconditional love a baby gets from his parents... priceless!

Finally, I kept mommy up all night. Feeding, poo'ing, feeding some more, poo'ing some more.