I'd say bath time is my least favorite time, but it does give me a chance to express myself quite clearly. It also makes me think. How do I actually communicate to them that I don't like baths?
Today, I expressed my views on the subject much, much more clearly then before. Previous attempts ended up with a bit of pee, but today, I used poo. And it wasn't just any poo. I knew the bath was coming, so I saved it up. So, it was big. It was yellow. It was messy.
I was deposited in the bath unceremoniously, but I smiled my evil little smile. I was rinsed, I was cleaned, some water may have even been splashed -- I can't deny that. But I had it all worked out. I waited, smiling until I found myself a the nice, warm towel and then...
Poo away! You should have seen the look on their faces!
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