Grand Prix

I woke everybody up around 4:00am. I wanted to watch the Grand Prix from China. So, with a warm breast of milk and some comfortable arms, I started watching it. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about -- it's just cars going around a track *in the rain*. It looks easy.

It was also disappointing that there are no good teams for me. No driver named "Spencer". No team named "Spencer". I seem to like the color red, and the red cars look pretty good. But one stopped on the track and the other didn't do very well either. So I went back to sleep.

When I decided to get up, daddy stuck a bottle in my mouth and made me watch more of the grand prix. When I finished off the bottle, he put me in my bouncy chair. I fell asleep.

I then woke up and got mommy to feed me. And guess what -- she watched the rest of the grand prix then too! It's not fair!!